Through top-secret fax transmission*, I receive the report from our ex-Bank of Scotland friend. There is really nothing of great interest in it, and nothing I can see that isn't in the public domain already. He makes a few comments about the key players and their personalities, but frankly I think we have wasted our money. At least there are no secrets here that I might wish we hadn't got, and nothing that makes me feel guilty for having gone along with the exercise in the first place (against my better judgement)!
* 2019 note - You remember faxes, don't you!?